Doo-wa Dippy

So this doo-wa-dippy dippy DUMB dippy doo came into work today and wanted to return an item...that she had bought the previous day. Mind you, there was nothing wrong with the item; she hadn't even used it. The issue was that it was "not a wise time" to make such a purchase, and that she had a financial issue arise. Overnight?? What's *with* that? I'm not rolling in it here (my pittance from work sees to that) but even *I* don't run into financial conundrums over FORTY-FOUR dollars. Yep, that was it. And she had purchased it oh, 18 hours earlier! Maybe even less than that. This woman is such a dipper; she is ALWAYS trying to return things. That wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing; I mean, we do take items back for up to 30 days with a receipt and good reason. But she always pays by CHECK, which take a good 10 days to clear at the bank! Does she think we're mentally deficient, that we'll refund this money that hasn't even really passed though OUR till yet? Somebody needs to learn how things work. Maybe then she'll have a better grip on her financial holdings, and buying a deeply-discounted FRYING PAN won't make or break her. Good grief, are they going to forego FOOD because it's not a wise purchase? Dippidy doo dong.